Now you might say that this couple is being just a bit kinky…like a bit mindblowingly so. But listen to this you havent heard or seen anything yet…
Check out the Jenny McCarthy movie ‘Dirty Love’…she does a dude who has a freaking salmon up his ass…no lie dude.
It’s things like this that show just how messed up and twisted our world and people’s proiorites as well as business senses are…
Two dudes who are well enough hung to get their cocks tied together and a)this chick doesnt make the most out of the funnest action she will get this month and b) the dudes dont realize that with 14″ cocks they could be getting paid and getting laid in porn themselves !
Generally I and I’m sure most of my generation has nothing but contempt for these young teen/tweens nowadays who have suddenly decided that they are hippies and being a hippy equals getting stoned all the time and thats it.
Then you come across these little wood nymph hippy chicks who are all into being one with nature which to them also means being naked all the time…as long as they also know about the free love beliefs they can call themselves whatever kinda hippy they want and as long as they are fucking me I’m hip with it.
Yknow you hear chicks talk about how guys are bragging and bullshitting about our sexual adventures as though we had to actually make them up and like they aren’t all real and true…
Meanwhile nowadays you get all these milf stories about women getting packages or pizzas or plumbers or cable guys and fucking them…as if !! I have never in my life met a woman who has the brazen confidence to get it on with one of these guys like in those stories and I bet that they are as full of it as they claim that we are.
Ok, the costume is totally gay but what a list of cool names for this guy…Semen-Man, Splooge Dude, Chowder Champ, Cumalot Knight, Bukake-boy, The Squirt…the list is endless and you just know he’s gonna get more “action” than spiderman.
Annie Oakley may have been the world’s first dyke celebrity, but even though she was a dyke, she did have one thing at least partly right…
She is most known for having said that anything a man can do a woman can do better…while this is obviously bullshit, at least she is right in that the one thing women can do better than men is double anal.
Whatever happened to Kurtwood Smith from That 70’s show after that series ended? You just never see him around anymore.
They guy always had a thing for talking about putting his foot up somebody’s ass…I think he would’ve been perfect for some anal foot fetish movies along the lines of this fisting movie.
This old cartoon shows that even back when it was hard for black men to get a job there were still full service stations that understood how a black man knows his way around a pump.
As time passed this led to the world of pornography where you can now find movies with groups of black guys filling up wives like this with tremendous creampies.
This typifies the number one reason for the high divorce rate in America, other than the simple fact that women are lying deceitful evil bitches…
They are so totally freaking indecisive, constantly changing their minds and really this guy shoulda known that this is what was going to happen…at least no bottom feeding scumbag divorce lawyer is going to make any money off of this couple.
This is a cartoon that should be bought by those companies that sell penis enlarging pills and exercises and so on…
After all, with a little rewording that brunette could be saying about how it still feels bigger than some real cocks she’s taken.
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